Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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