Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
And then he peed in my hair
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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