I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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