Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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