He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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