a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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