Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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