They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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