chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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