I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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