Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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