She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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