Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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