When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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