Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
sarcasm needs its own font
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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