I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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