I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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