I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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