Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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