I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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