dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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