I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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