my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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