Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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