if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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