It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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