I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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