You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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