Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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