there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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