these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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