I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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