good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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