Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
