420 ftw
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
bring money and cleavage
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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