do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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