There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench