how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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