Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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