So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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