READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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