Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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