Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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