girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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