we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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