it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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