Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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