you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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