is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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