Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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