Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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