Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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