Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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