He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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